Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Read also:

• If the world was flat, would it be possible to see Mount Everest if it was on the other side of the Earth on a clear sunny day?
• What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
• What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
• How can I get over a break up?
• What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
• What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?
• Why do I want to give up on men?
• Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?
• How should you handle a situation where your friend tells you they like someone who also likes you? Should you tell them or continue as normal?
• Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?
• Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?
• According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?